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Terror of the Lichemaster is a board game published by Games Workshop in 1986 as a mini-campaign for Warhammer Fantasy Battle. Games Workshop also offered related metal miniatures that could be purchased for use with the scenarios.
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Eudimorphodon is an extinct genus of pterosaur that was discovered in 1973 by Mario Pandolfi in the town of Cene, Italy and described the same year by Rocco Zambelli. The nearly complete skeleton was retrieved from shale deposited during the Late Triassic, making Eudimorphodon one of the oldest pterosaurs known. It had a wingspan of about 100 centimeters (3.3 ft). Eudimorphodon is known from several skeletons, including juvenile specimens.
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