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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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