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The Masonic Temple is a historic building located in Kingman, Arizona. The temple was built in 1939 for Kingman Masonic Lodge No. 22. Designed in the Moderne style and the second of two WPA Projects in Kingman. It is situated next door to the old post office.
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Balibo, officially Balibo Administrative Post, is an administrative post in Bobonaro municipality, East Timor. Its seat or administrative centre is the town of Balibo.
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