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The Canada–Jordan Free Trade Agreement (CJFTA) is a free trade agreement between Canada and Jordan. The bilateral agreement has been in force since October 2012.
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\"Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree (with Anyone Else but Me)\" is a popular song that was made famous by Glenn Miller and by the Andrews Sisters during World War II. Its lyrics are the words of two young lovers who pledge their fidelity while one of them is away serving in the war.
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